who's your mummy!!!

watched movie with the uncles last night. hahaha. damn funny.

we watched "sex is zero", which as the name suggests, is an R(A) show and such lame-name titles can only come from korean people. -__-" (disclaimer: i am not against koreans, but they're always crying, which kind of annoys me sometimes, since i was supposed to be watching an erotic comedy.)

anyway.

this was the second R(A) show that i have watched in a cinema since "untold scandal" (DOH i am not a horny bitch okay, and yes i HAVE watched porn before. shhh. =P), which incidently happens to be a korean flick too. [untold scandal wasn't too bad either. =)]

i like watching funny R(A) shows - scary movie, american pie, blah blah. and of course, in every R(A) movie, there is always the usual flashing of breasts.

which brings us to the topic - the big hoo-haa about breasts.

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what is it with men and breasts?

now let's create four imaginary characters (sorted by descending boob order):

1. jeanieboobalot, 22, female, above average built, 36C
2. meboobsoso, 21, female, average built, 34B
3. karenboobless, 22, female, slim built, 32A
4. ivangotnoboobs, 21, male, average built, 30AA

(p/s: it's not a personal attack, i'm just joking kay, my dearies!!! =P)

SCENE: meboobsoso and ivangotnoboobs are at a cafe chatting, while waiting for the other two to arrive.

ivangotnoboobs: [strains his eyes because he's not wearing contacts] wah, look at that girl that's walking in our direction. chio bu, chio bu! [was about to drool until he looked down at what she was wearing] OMG. she's wearing this top with a plunging neckline, and she has nothing to show. turns me off man.

meboobsoso: where's your chiobu with the plunging neckline? [looks in the direction that ivangotnoboobs is looking] eh, look, karenboobless is here! [frantically waves at karenboobless]

ivangotnoboobs: [gasps] THAT is karen? erm. she's the airport runway i was telling you about.

meboobsoso: huh?! don't tell h... [got cut off by the arrival of karenboobless]

karenboobless: hey guys! how do you like my top? [spins one round to show meboobsoso and ivangotnoboobs] flattering isn't it?

ivangotnoboobs: er... [clears throat] no, actually it shows that you've got small breasts. [scans around the surroundings for a good example] look at that girl [points to a girl, who also happened to be walking in the direction of them] THAT is what i call voluptous! YEAHHH BABEHHH!

karenboobless: eh. isn't that jeanieboobalot you're talking about here?

meboobsoso: oh no... [slaps forehead]

jeanieboobalot: [walks towards the group but it's as if she's bouncing because thats what the boobs are doing] hey guys!

meboobsoso: hey! [proceeds to introduce them both] ivangotnoboobs this is my ex classmate, jeanieboobalot. jeanieboobalot this is my friend, ivangotnoboobs.

ivangotnoboobs: [eyes fixated on jeanieboobalot's boobs] hi jeanieboobalot. [still staring] you have a pair of big round and juicy watermelons... and it's bigger than that of karenboobless. [snaps out & clears throat] eh. no... i mean... do you want a big cup of watermelon juice?

karenboobless: [-__-"] i am leaving. hmpf.

jeanieboobalot: you perv! [slaps ivangotnoboobs] i'm leaving too!

meboobsoso: shallow men! [sighs, then leaves ivangotnoboobs sitting there by himself]

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so you see, men can't think properly when they've got boobs in front of them. utterly pathetic!