nan ren bu huai, nu ren bu ai

just came back from reading jean's blog. hah! i have only to say this:

JEAN WU XINNI, YOU LUCKY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can u believe this - her boyfriend conspired with her parents to plan a surprise party for her last night! like hello, everyone is so envious of you right now!!! i have to say this again, jean wu xinni, you're a lucky shit, man!!!!!

now. i was just wondering...

doesn't this only happen in fairy tales?
doesn't this only happen when you're some royalty?
doesn't this only happen on the day that the guy proposes to you?

but. i continued to wonder...

WHY DOESN'T IT HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??????????????????

argh. life is just so unfair. what is wrong with all the other men in singapore? nobody's romantic anymore? okay, maybe it's my taste for men. see, it all boils down to my tastebuds again.

what the fucking shit is wrong with me? why am i dwelling in self-pity yet again? ok, i shall not dwell any longer. i shall go out now, in search of my prince charming...

selection criteria:

1. tall - giant?
2. dark - bangladashi?
3. handsome - himbo?
4. muscular - arnold schwarzenegger?
5. drives a white mercedes - taxi?

stop. let's alter the last one abit.

5. drives a flaming red lamborghini - is it one-for-one from 11pm-12am?
6. has his own castle in uk - haunted house?
7. rich - prints conterfeit notes?
8. smart - scheming?

ok. i think that's enough. :)

but then again, i wouldn't like people like that. i'm different, you see. i like men who are not nice. yes, that makes xuelin and clarice both quite puzzled as to what kind of guy i actually like.

i'm an ambivalent bitch. yes. that's who i am.